What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 07:49

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”