What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does poop smell bad?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?